Mitt Romney (or RMoney, as his Highlife Homies call him) is relying on a resume of alleged financial acumen to propel him into the White House. Unfortunately, his expertise lies more in the area of sucking the wealth out of companies, terminating employees, and sending those jobs overseas - along with his own lavish proceeds so as to avoid contributing his fair share to America's prosperity.

Romney is the quintessential candidate of the GOP (Greedy One Percent) who callously admits that he likes to fire people, that his wife drives two Cadillacs, that corporations are people, and that he's not concerned about the poor.

He advocates an agenda that reeks of plutocracy, favors the wealthy, and if I can quote Ice-T, he's "Dazed by the game in a quest for extreme wealth." He's OB - The Original Bankster.

Stickers measure 4.25" x 5.25" and are available as singles, 3 packs, 10 packs and, for those particularly industrious sticker aficionados, 50 packs.

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We are currently evaluating the demand for "Original Bankster" posters. If you are interested, please let us know and we will keep you , er, posted.